Astrotit Download (1987 Arcade action Game)

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Setting the scene for a shoot-'em-up game is always a stiff proposition and never anywhere more so than here: due to hitherto unknown properties of hamster urine leeching into the water supply, humanity is rendered telepathic and besieged by enormous symbols of repressed desire and Freudian hang-ups.

Proving once again that nothing is less sexy than a sexuality-themed video game, this crude premise is intended to explain why you, the player, are in charge of eliminating an army of "Bouncing Birth-Control Pills", "Bibles (Straight from the South)", "AIDS Virii" (a cutting-edge inclusion at the game's release), and, yes, the eponymous lactating "Astro Tits", with the assistance of a (chew on this, Zombie Nation) ghoulishly disembodied phallus. (Yes, by shooting wriggling spermatozoa (with eyes!) into them.) All in front of stunning 4-colour CGA renditions of Moon Patrol-style sci-fi lunar landscapes!


I have had a hard time stating what kind of game Astrotit is. I can say one thing and that is that the game is not only bad - it's really BAD. The game doesn't make sense at all. The graphics and sound is terrible and so is the gameplay (if you can call it that anyway). If you download this it should be because you collect games, don't have anything else to do or just don't have a life. I really hate this game.

On a little note though - the developers does make it sound like they wanted to make a different game and make it bad on purpose so that might be the reason for this poor game. At least I hope so.


How to run this game on modern Windows PC?

This game has been set up to work on modern Windows (10/8/7/Vista/XP 64/32-bit) computers without problems. Please choose Download - Easy Setup (1.38 MB).

 

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